The Family Tree Restaurant

How can you think of the world?

how the world works lately. If a man cuts his finger while cutting the salami at work, you blames the restaurant. If you smoke three packs a day for 40 years and die of lung cancer, his family accuses the company of snuff. If a failure of its neighbor in a tree for a ride home drunk, he blames the bartender. If your grandchildren are children without manners, you blame the television. If your friend is murdered disturbed by a madman, who blame the gun manufacturer. And if you break a madman in the cabin and tries to kill the pilot at 35,000 feet, and the passengers kill him instead, the mother of the deceased mad blame the airline. I have lived too long to understand the world as it is! So if I die while my old, wrinkled ass is parked in front of this team, I want everyone to blame Bill Gates for letting you all know, I did not write this

and who should be blamed if I die of laughter

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